So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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