I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize