the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
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I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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