if you like me you must not know who I am
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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