You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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