Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Randomize
