god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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