he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
accomplished twins. life is a go
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
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how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
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I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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