Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
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i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
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I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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