my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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