I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
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Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize