dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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