She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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