seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Randomize
