Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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