i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
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almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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