Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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