VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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did i walk over a car last night?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
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When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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