i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I checked into jail on foursquare
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
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How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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