I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
should my penis look like a turkey
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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