I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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