You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
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walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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