I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
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I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
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did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Gay?
German.
Pity.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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