Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
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Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
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This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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