You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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