yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
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I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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