Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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