Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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