Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Randomize
