I don't remember. Are we still dating?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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