There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
We are two peas in an std pod
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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