you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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