You work out of a Hotel?
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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