Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
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Do I have a choice?
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Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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