I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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