your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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