This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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