Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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