I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.