What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
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I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside