I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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