STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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