someone owes me an orgasm
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
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You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
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They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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