no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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