He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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