shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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