it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Randomize
