This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
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Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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