Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
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I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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