i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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