We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
This is the high leading the old right now
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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