how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Randomize
