The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
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She needs sedatives and a leash
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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