Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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