she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
two words: eviction party
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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