I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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