i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Women Are Tweeting Photos Of Their Underwear To Support Rape Victim Whose Thong Was Cited During Trial
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
21 ‘Don’t Say It’ Tweets That Are Gonna Get Said Every Damn Time
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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